lolsofunny:
They are there to be obnoxious with you…

…And to listen to your stupid stories.

They know how to cheer you up…

…And how to bring you down.

They know when you like someone…

…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.

Sometimes, they can be annoying…

Or just simply embarrassing…

But they will be always there for you, forever.

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jessic-eh:
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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whitelungs:
lovelymaryjane:
AMEN.
PREACH IT BARACK
There is a reason why all of the sudden he supports gay marriage…
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one third of me:
I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
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one third of me:
sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
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one third of me:
fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty

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mymagical-childhood:
directionerfromdistrict12:







best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.
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did-you-kno:
It’s called the border between heaven and earth.






the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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lulz-time:
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